What type of liquid does a frog drink?
Croak-co-cola!!
Animal Jokes
How is a horse halfway through a gate like a penny?
The head is on one side the tail is on the other!
Why did the lion eat the girl standing on a wire?
Because he wanted a well balanced meal!
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A walkie talkie!!
Why are four-legged animals bad dancers?
They have two left feet!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer!! (no idea)
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