A duck waddles into a drugstore to buy some lip balm.
The cashier asks the duck, ” Cash or charge?”
The duck says, ” Just put it on my bill!!!”
Animal Jokes
Why did the leopard decide not to escape from the zoo?
Because he knew he would be spotted!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion!
Lion who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!!
What kind of car does Minnie have?
A Minnie van!
Why was the toad afraid to park his car?
He was afraid it would get “toad” away!
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: “Unique” up on him!
Q2: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The “tame” way!
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