Why is a mother who lost her child like a hunter?
Both want their dear(deer)!
Animal Jokes
Three bats lived in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night, the bats bet on who could drink the most blood. The first bat came back with blood on his fangs. He said “See that castle over there? I drank the blood of three people.” The second bat comes back with blood all over his mouth. He said “See that castle over there? I drank the blood of five people.” Then the third bat comes back covered in blood. What does he say?
“See that castle over there? Well, I didn’t.”
Where did the lamb go on vacation?
To the Baaaahamas!
Did you hear the joke about the skunk?
Never mind. It stinks!
What’s black, white and red all over?
A zebra wih a sunburn!
