What do lazy farmers grow?
Couch potatoes.
People Jokes
There were three men talking together. One was French, the second was Italian, and the third was Egyptian. The French man said, “We dug under Eiffel Tower and found wires. That means that we invented telephones from 5,000 years ago.” The Italian said, “We dug under the Pisa tower and found wires that means we invented telephones from 7,000 years ago.” Then the Egyptian said…
“We dug under the Pyramids and found nothing this means we invented mobile phones, from 10,000 years ago.
Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?
To da dump, da dump dump dump!
What do elves have for breakfast?
Elfabet Cereal!
Why do Pilgrims’ pants keep falling down?
Because they wear their belt buckle on top of their hat!
What do garbage men eat?
Junk food!
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