What does Cinderella wear at the beach?
Glass Flippers!
People Jokes
Three men are sitting in a waiting room in a hospital. Their wives were having a baby. The doctor goes to the first man and says: “Congratulations you have twins!” “That’s funny, because I work at Double Fudge ice cream shop!” replies the man. The doctor goes to the second man and says: “Congratulations! You have triplets!” “That’s funny, because I work at Three Kings Inn!” Replies the second man. The third man was sweating, and flipping out. The two other men ask: “What’s wrong?” And the man replies:
I work at 7-11!
How does Darth Vader know it’s your birthday?
He can feel your “presents”!
What did the young boy say to his farmer dad?
Hay!
Tom’s neighbor was always playing his trumpet too loud.
Tom: I wish I could borrow the neighbor’s trumpet.
Pam: But you don’t know how to play the trumpet!
Tom: I know! If I had the trumpet, our neighbor can’t play the trumpet anymore!
What city has no people?
Electricity!
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