What job has its ups and downs?
A roller-coaster operator!
People Jokes
Harry Potter was with his godfather Sirius Black [from books Harry Potter] and kept laughing at everything he said. What do you think Sirius said when Harry had laughed for the 9th time?
“I’m Sirius Harry!”
Teacher: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
Pupil: Because it can’t sit down
Where does the General keep his armys?
In his sleeves!!!!!!
There were two lazy people. They went and robbed a bank and came home. One said, “Let’s count the money.” The other one said:
“We’ll see it in the newspaper tomorrow.”
What did the tall chimney say to the small chimney?
You’re too young to smoke!
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