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People Jokes

From Grace, age 11, United States

There was a blue house,a green house,a red house and a white house. A blue man lived in the blue house,a green man lived in the green house,a red man lived in the the red house.Who lives in the white house?

The president!
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From Elizabeth, age 10, Kansas, USA.

How do you get Lady Gaga to wake up when she’s sleeping?

Poke her face!
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From Chance, age 12, Bridgeport, Connecticut

Do you know how the Canadians came up with the name “Canada”? (Teacher Came Up with This) ๐Ÿ˜›

C eh? N eh? D eh?
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From Music Cow, age 16, USA

What does a house wear?

Address!
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From Livvy, age 14, America

If a plane was going to America and it crashed on the Canadian border, where would they bury the survivors?

Nowhere, because they don’t bury survivors, they only bury dead people ๐Ÿ™‚
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From Ralph, age 11, San Mateo, Rizal, Philippines

What do they call two pencils who were brothers?

The Write Brothers!
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