How do you get Lady Gaga to wake up when she’s sleeping?
Poke her face!
People Jokes
Do you know how the Canadians came up with the name “Canada”? (Teacher Came Up with This) 😛
C eh? N eh? D eh?
What does a house wear?
Address!
If a plane was going to America and it crashed on the Canadian border, where would they bury the survivors?
Nowhere, because they don’t bury survivors, they only bury dead people 🙂
What do they call two pencils who were brothers?
The Write Brothers!
A guy walks into a bar and demands to know ,”Who is the strongest guy in here?” The toughest guy looks at him and says with a growl, “I am the strongest around here!”
The other guy politely asks, “Can you help me push my car to the gas station?”
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