What does Lady Gaga’s baby say?
Gaga
People Jokes
A gourgeous lady walked over to an American, Australian and a man from the Philippines.
Woman:Whoever uses the phrase “liver and cheese” in a creative sentence can marry me.
American:I love liver and cheese.
Woman:That’s not good enough.
Australian:I hate liver and cheese.
Woman:That’s not creative enough.
Man from Philippines:Liver alone cheese mine!(Translation:Live her alone she’s mine!)ha!ha!ha!
Why did the little vampire go to art school?
Because he’s good at drawing blood!
How do you wake Lady Gaga in the morning?
You poke her face! (Poker Face!!)
Mary Poppins moved to California and opened a fortune-teller place. She told people’s fortune’s by smelling their breath. Her place was called…
Super-California-mystic-expert-halitosis!
Where do robbers go for lunch?
To Burglar King!
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