What goes black white black white?
A nun rolling down a hill!
People Jokes
There were three people in a restaurant. They were having a contest to see who could be the sweetest.
The first couple said “Pass the sugar, sugar”. The next couple said “Pass the honey, honey”. The last couple said “Pass the tea, bag”!
What did Justin Beiber say after his manager told him to wash his hands?
I can’t, I’m just a Bieber!
One day three Irishmen were out for a walk. They met a leprechaun. The leprechaun said they had one wish each; if they went down a slide, anything they wished for turned into a pool of it. The first Irishman went down and he wished for money so he landed in a pool of money. The second Irishman went down and he wished for Guiness so he landed in a pool of Guiness,
The third Irishman went down and he just said “Wheeeee!”
What does Lady Gaga’s baby say?
Gaga
A gourgeous lady walked over to an American, Australian and a man from the Philippines.
Woman:Whoever uses the phrase “liver and cheese” in a creative sentence can marry me.
American:I love liver and cheese.
Woman:That’s not good enough.
Australian:I hate liver and cheese.
Woman:That’s not creative enough.
Man from Philippines:Liver alone cheese mine!(Translation:Live her alone she’s mine!)ha!ha!ha!
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