Sports Jokes

From Katie, age 13, Mulvane, Kansas

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!

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From Kay, age 12, Oklahoma

What do football players eat soup out of?

Super Bowls!

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From Sadie, age 6, NSW

Why did the golfer take two pairs of pants to the game?

In case he got a hole in one!

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From Andin, age 10, Jakarta, Indonesia

Why is a grandma like a Golf champion?

Because they both want tea/tee!

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From Colin, age 8, Massachusetts

What is a hockey player’s favorite topping?

Icing!

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From Jen, age 8, NJ,USA

Emmy:Can I share that sled with you?
Dan:Sure!

You will go uphill and I will go downhill!

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