Sports Jokes

From Colin, age 8, Massachusetts

What is a hockey player’s favorite topping?

Icing!

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From Jen, age 8, NJ,USA

Emmy:Can I share that sled with you?
Dan:Sure!

You will go uphill and I will go downhill!

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From J-rod, age 8, Idaho

Why did the football players get hot?

Because the fans left!

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From Danilo, age 10, Kitchener, Canada

Why did the boy climb the tree with a hockey stick?

He wanted to play with the Toronto Maple Leaf’s!

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From Danilo.Z, age 10, Kitchener, Canada

How does Wayne Gretzky stay cool?

He sits next to his fans!

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From Bob, age 12, U.S.A

What NBA team could be very dangerous if you touch it?

The Suns!

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