Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?
There was once a man who loved to play golf. His wife said “Don’t go golfing today, honey! There is going to be a lightning storm!”
“I’ve done this for thirty-five years, and I know how to golf in the rain.” So he left and met a friend there named George.
When he got home, his wife said “How was golf?”
He said, “Oh, it was fine. George got hit by lightning.”
“What did you do then?”
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