Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a Manchester United fan from Manchester and an old tramp are walking down the street together when they spot a £50 pound note.Who gets it?
The old tramp, of course, the other three are mythical creatures!
Sports Jokes
Footballer- This ointment makes my arm smart!
Trainer- You should rub some into your head then.
Why are soccer players so cool?
Because they have fans!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Because he might get a hole in one!
Why did the golfer need a new glove?
Because he had a hole in one!
Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
