Footballer- This ointment makes my arm smart!
Trainer- You should rub some into your head then.
Sports Jokes
Why are soccer players so cool?
Because they have fans!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Because he might get a hole in one!
Why did the golfer need a new glove?
Because he had a hole in one!
Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
Where does a picture go after years of playing football?
The Hall Of Frame!
