Sports Jokes

From Sofia, 4 years old, New Jersey

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

Give me my quarterback!

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From Eden A. Larson, 10 years old, Lincoln, Nebraska

What has 22 legs and goes crunch crunch crunch?

A soccer team eating potato chips.

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From Joey S., 11 years old, Winfield, IL

What is a swimmer’s favorite math?

Dive-ision! (Division!)

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From Nicole, age 11, Ireland

Why are basketballers sloppy eaters?

Because they’re always dribbling!

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From Joel, 9 years old, Huntsville, Alabama

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

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From DuDu, 10 years old, Hong Kong

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

Because, he got a hole in one!

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