Music Jokes

From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI

What do you call a musician with problems?

A trebled man!

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From Robby Cihak, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

What do you call a horse playing a violin on the roof?

Fiddler on the Hoof!

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From Kayleigh, 11 years old, Dorton, Kentucky

What is Beethoven doing right know?

He’s decomposing!

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From Jude Witner, 3 years old

What is a balloon’s least favorite music?

POP music!

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From Eliza, 3 years old, Minnesota

How do you fix a tuba?

With a tuba glue.

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From Daniel Hothi, 12 years old, United States

Why did Dan build a fire before his singing audition?

The judges told him to warm up!

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