Music Jokes

From Carter, 11 years old, Prosper, Texas

Why did the skeleton play the piano?

Because he didn’t have any organs!

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From Avery, age 13, Austin,Texas

What makes music on your head?

A head-band!

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From Duvernot Exantus, 16 years old, Miami

What can you use to clean a musical instrument?

A tube a toothpaste!

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From Jonah A., age 9, USA

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

Because all they said was, ” Bach, Bach, Bach!”

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From Patato ... Fries!, 10 years old, Canada

What’s green and sings?

Elvis Parsley!

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From Kiki, age 11, America

What kind of phone can make music?

A saxophone!

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