What can you use to clean a musical instrument?
A tube a toothpaste!
Music Jokes
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
Because all they said was, ” Bach, Bach, Bach!”
What’s green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Which extraterrestrials like to play the trumpet?
A MARTIAN band !!!
What kind of phone can make music?
A saxophone!
I have some sad news to tell you. The guy who invented the hokey pokey died.
They had some trouble putting him in the coffin. They put his left leg in, they took his left leg out…
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