Why was the demon a horrible jazz musician?
Because he had no soul!
Music Jokes
What is Beethoven doing in his grave?
Decomposing!
How do you clean a tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste!
What is Mozart doing now?
Decomposing!
What’s a car with music coming out of it?
A cartoon.
There was a girl named Katy. Everyone thought she was related to Beethoven so they dug him up to test their DNA. When they unburied him they found him sitting there erasing his music. They asked him what he was doing.He said….
“I’m decomposing.”
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