Music Jokes

From Gabby, age 17, USA

What did the little star say to his momma star when the bathroom line was too long? !”

“MOMMA! I GOTTA TWINKLE!”

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From Joseph, 10 years old, New Hampshire

What kind of concert costs just 45 cents?

50 cents featuring Nickelback!

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From John Ross , 11 years old, America

What is the difference between a guitar and fish?

You can’t “tuna” fish!

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From Myles Waite, 10 years old, California

What type of computer sings?

A Dell!

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From Carter, 11 years old, Prosper, Texas

Why did the skeleton play the piano?

Because he didn’t have any organs!

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From Avery, age 13, Austin,Texas

What makes music on your head?

A head-band!

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