Music Jokes

From Jay, 11 years old, California,USA

What type of music does a balloon never want to dance to?

POP!

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From Monica Van Tasell, a grownup, Mesa AZ

Why can’t you keep a piano locked up?

It has keys!

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From Oliver S, age 8, Los Angeles

What type of music do rocks like?

The Rolling Stones!

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From Megan, age 7, Nottingham, England

What kind of music do Mummies like?

Rap (wrap) music!

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From Lexie, age 10, Minnesota

How do you clean a messy tuba?

With a tuba toothpaste!

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From Bannana, 14 years old, Draper, Utah

What do you call a tuba at the bottom of the ocean?

A TUBA-diver!

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