Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Meah, age 10, Halifax Shelf

Why did the whale cross the sea?

To get to the other tide!

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From Jayme l, 11 years old, West Virginia

If fish could live on land where would they live?

Finland!

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From Elise, 10 years old, United states

How are fish good in music?

They are good at scales!

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From Charlie, 10 years old, Colorado

How do you make a gold fish old?

Take away the “g!”

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From Meghna, 9 years old, Canada

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper make them sneeze!

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From Bob, age 10, Minneapolis, Minnesota

Imagine you are stuck on a deserted island with no food, water, or shelter and no civilization or way off. What do you do?

Stop imagining!

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