Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Sam Boyle, 9 years old, North Caldwell, New Jersey

What is Nemo’s least favorite candy?

Swedish Fish!

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From WAFFLES4LIFE, 11 years old, Ohio

What did one ocean say to the other?

Nothing it just waved. Did you SEA what I did there. I’m SHORE you did.

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From Ambeika, 11 years old, Paris

Why don’t lobster’s share?

Because they are shellfish!

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From Izzy , 9 years old, Milwaukee, WI

Where do killer whales get their dental work done?

At the orca-dontist!

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From Jasmine, age 7, Canada

What do whales put on their toast in the morning?

Jellyfish.

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From Jay, 11 years old, California,USA

What is a sea monster’s favorite snack?

Ships and dip!

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