Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Jay, 11 years old, California,USA

What is a sea monster’s favorite snack?

Ships and dip!

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From Maddie, 11 years old, Mason, Michigan.

What did the shark say after he ate the clown fish?

This tastes funny!

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From Jaxon, age 8, Australia

How do fish know how heavy they are?

Because they carry their own scales.

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From Jazmin , 12 years old, Los Angeles

Why didn’t the shrimp share his toys?

Because he was a little shellfish!

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From Anika, age 10, Memphis, Tennessee

Who was the first underwater spy?

James Pond!

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From Ronan O'Broin, 10 years old, Chicago

Why wouldn’t the lobster share his shell?

Because he was to shellfish!

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