Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Jessica and Morgan, age 13, San Diego, CA

What is stronger than the ocean and the sand put together?

A muscle!!!

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From Ashlyn, age 10, Peterborough, Ontario, Canada

What television show is watched by sea mammals?

A whale of fortune!!!!

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From Kaitlyn Rae M., age 8, Fort Worth, TX

What do sharks eat for dinner?

Fish and ships!!!

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From Carys, age 14, North Carolina

What underwear does a mermaid wear?

Alge bra!!!

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From Faith, 7 years old, the USA

What do you call a boy mermaid?

A merdude!

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From Celeste, 11 years old, Harlingin, Texas

What do you call a witch that lives on the beach?

A sandwitch!

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