Why shouldn’t you talk to pirates?
Because they like to arrrrgue!
What has whiskers, sixteen wheels, and has four ears with four eyes?
Two rabbits rollerblading!
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Acid
Acid Who?
Acid sit down and be quiet.
Why did A and B cross the road?
So they could C,D
What is red white red white red white?
Santa Claus rolling down the hill!
There were two hamburgers; they were having a race. One hamburger was in front and another in back: what did the hamburger in front say to the other hamburger in the back?
Come on, ketchup!
