Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up!
What did the teddy say when he was offered pudding?
No thanks, Im stuffed!
What did Columbus do after he crossed the Atlantic?
He dried his clothes.
What do you call a baseball pitcher who sticks his right hand in the lions mouth?
LEFTY.
Where does cupid keep his drawings?
In the heart museum!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idear.
