What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Panther
Panther who?
Panther no panth, I’m going thwimming!
What did the girl mushroom say to the boy mushroom?
You’re a fungi!
People hate seeing this before they eat,
and enjoy seeing it after they eat.
What is it?
An empty plate!
