How does a cow add?
It adds one number to the udder.
What do football players eat soup out of?
Super Bowls!
In California when a bridge falls, whose fault is it?
Everyone knows, it is San Andreas’ fault!
What’s a pirate’s favorite instrument?
A guitarrrrrrrrrrrr!
What do you call a kid who naps a lot?
A kidnapper! Call the police!
How is smeone polite?
He knocks at the fridge before opening it.
