What is the first thing that goes through a bug’s mind when it hits a car wind shield?
It’s butt!
KNOCK KNOCK
Who’s there?
A POLICE INVESTIGATOR
A police investigator who?
I WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE!!!
What fruit likes roller coasters?
Ki-Wheee!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 ate {8} 9!
What did the bottom say to the pants?
There is going to be a thunder storm tonight watch out.
Doctor, doctor I can’t get to sleep!
Lie on the edge of the bed and you’ll soon drop off.
