Knock Knock
Whose There?
Stan
Stan Who?
Stan Back I’m going to be sick!
Knock, Knock
Whose There?
Caterpillar
Caterpillar who?
Caterpillar a few mice for you.
Why did the skeleton order room service?
He wanted some ribs!
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Yodel
Yodel Who?
I didnt know you could YODEL
What did the oak seed say when it floated down river to grow?
Gee-I’m-A-Tree!
So a fish met a shark and says ” It is very nice to meet you, sir.”
Then the shark said, “It’s very nice to eat you!”


