Jokes By Kids

From Maya, age 11, USA

What do you call a pirate’s pet?

Scurvy dog!

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From Dougie, age 17, U.S.A

How do you catch a Unique rabbit?

Unique up on it!

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From Kaitlyn, 9 years old, USA

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Do you want to make cents?

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From Hopester, 13 years old, Awesome NJ

Where is a fly’s favorite place to take a girl to eat at?

TGI Flydays!!!

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From Rachael, age 11, Billingham

What vitamin helps you to see?

Vitamin C!

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From Seth, age 8, Ballarat, Australia

What did the magnet say to the paperclip?

I find you very attractive!

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