What’s green on the inside and purple on the outside?
A frog in a purple dress!
Why was Adam afraid of science class?
He heard they were splitting the atom!
What was wrong with Dave’s Pencil Story?
It didn’t have a point.
Why are chefs so cruel?
Because they whip cream and beat eggs!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta (imposter)!
Which flower is the chattiest flower around?
Tulips, because they talk a mile a minute with their two lips!
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