What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just waved!
What’s red, white, blue, and green?
A patriotic turtle!
What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
The Americans licked the British!
What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?
The Fodder of Our Country!
How is a healthy person like the United States?
They both have good constitutions!
Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up!
