Why did the base runner pick up third and go to his house?
The coach told him to steal third and go home!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who.
Orange you gonna let me in?!
What can you count on when you are losing?
Your fingers!
Teacher:Do you know about Isaac Newton?
Student:NO,but I’ve heard of his brother Fig.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he felt like it!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Len.
Len who?
“Len me a fiver!”
