Why do hens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they would break!
Why did the scientist disconnect his doorbell?
He wanted to win the Nobel(no-bell) Prize.
What does thunder wear beneath its clothes?
Thunderwear!
What kind of market does a Dog keep from entering?
A flea market!
What did the ‘mother rope’ say to the ‘baby rope’?
Don’t be KNOTTY !
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
