What’s racecar spelled backwards?
Racecar!
What’s white and flies up?
A confused snowflake!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the opossom it could be done!
What goes tick tock ruff, tick tock ruff?
A watchdog!
In church a man and his wife were sitting. The wife said, “I just let out a silent fart; what should I do?”
The man said, “Well for one thing you should change your hearing aid battery!”
Why did the chicken cross the Earth?
TO SAVE THE PLANET!
