What did the fish say when it ran into a wall ?
Dam!
Knock Knock,
Who’s there?
Hark!
Hark who?
Hark the herald angels sing!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!
What did one eye say to the other eye?
Something smells between us!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nacho-cheese.
Nacho-cheese who?
Nacho-cheese; its my cheese!
What is a ghost’s favorite desert?
I scream!
