Why did the grandfather clock break?
It was his time.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk!
What did baby corn say to mama corn?
Where is pop corn?
Ashley:Will you ever forget me?
Danielle:No.
Ashley:Knock,knock
Danielle:Who’s there?
Ashley:So you did forget me!
Danielle:Who’s there?
Ashley:So you did forget me!
Way did the dog eat the cat?
Because he was too tired to chase it!
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed!
