Why do tigers eat raw meat?
Because they can’t cook!
What did one mathbook say to the other?
I really got a lot of problems!
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school!
What’s the only room ghosts don’t go in?
A living room!
Why can’t a leopard hide?
Because they will always be spotted!
What did the crowd say when the ghost sang?
Boo!
