There was a teacher and a naughty student. The teacher said to the student ”Go straight home.”, and the boy answered,
”But Teacher, my house is around a corner!”
What did the husband bee say to the wife when he got back?
“Honey,I’m home!”
What did the girl name her dollar?
Penny!
Where is the best place to watch TV?
In a remote area!
A hotdog walked into a bar and asked the bartender if he could have a beer.
The bartender said, “No; I don’t serve food here!”
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frost bite!
