Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana.
Hey, I got to split.
Hey, I got to split.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom, of course!
What do elves use to make a sandwich?
Short bread!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?
……………..
What do you call a vampire pig?
Count Pork-u-la!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andy.
Andy who?
And he bit me again.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andy.
Andy who?
And he bit me again.
