What is a carpenter’s favorite fish?
A Hammerhead Shark!
Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana.
Hey, I got to split.
Hey, I got to split.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom, of course!
What do elves use to make a sandwich?
Short bread!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?
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What do you call a vampire pig?
Count Pork-u-la!
