How do you turn a pumpkin into a different vegatable?
Throw it in the air and when it comes down it becomes a squash!
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
What do you call three feet of trash?
A junk yard! (3 feet = 1 yard)
What is a pirate’s favorite cookie?
Chips AHOY!
What did the skeleton say when he jumped on his motorcycle?
Bone to be wild! (born)
Who did the mummy take to the ball?
His ghoul friend!
