If you’re French in the kitchen and Italian in the living room. What are you in the bathroom?
European!
What pets does Dracula own?
A bloodhound and a ghoulfish! (goldfish)
What did the metal monster want written on his gravestone?
Rust in peace! (Rest)
During which age did the mummies live?
The band-age!
Knock, knock
Who`s there?
Ban!
Ban who?
Ban ana!
Why did the banana go to the hospital?
Because he was not peeling very well!
