Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pig.
Pig who?
Pig up your feet or you’ll twip!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Kailyn, age 4, Winnipeg, Canada
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pig.
Pig who?
From Lim Pei Xuan, age 10, Singapore
What are heaviest noodles in the world?
From Briana and Kaitlin, age 11, Waynesboro, PA
What’s a ghoul’s favorite song?
From Lizzy, age 12, Newcastle, Australia
What’s a polygon?
From Jadee J., age 9, Wisconsin
Why does God like swiss chesse?
From Jimmy, age 11, Australia
Why wasn’t the grave digger working?
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