What’s black and white and blue all over?
A penguin holding its breath!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Dysha, age 10, USA
What’s black and white and blue all over?
From Catherine, age 12, Indiana
How did the rocket lose its job?
From Amanda B., age 9, Beckley, West Virginia
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita!
Anita who?
From Jonathan, age 11, the USA
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
From Jonathan , age 8, Austin, Texas
What is a cow’s favorite subject in school?
From RaeAnn, age 10, Oklahoma, USA
What did the tie say to the hat?
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