Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they drop them they will break!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Roxy, age 5, Australia
Why do chickens lay eggs?
From Squid, age 12, North Carolina
Why did the nose cross the road?
From Renee, age 9, Breese IL
What is a moto?
From Caitlyn, age 11, USA
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cattle.
Cattle who?
From Dona, age 8, Louisiana
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
From Scrappy, age 15, Detroit, Michigan
Why isn’t it safe to tell a joke while ice skating?
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