Why does God like swiss chesse?
Because it’s holy!
Why wasn’t the grave digger working?
He was on his coffin break.
What’s black and white and blue all over?
A penguin holding its breath!
How did the rocket lose its job?
It got fired.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive my mom!
