Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
Are you a cowboy?
There were three doors.
One door had a lion in it who had not eaten in forty years.
The second door had a dinosaur behind it.
The third door had a dragon behind it.
Which door would you open?
The door that had a lion behind it, of course, because the lion would be dead!
Where do horses go to read books?
Barnes and Noble!
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Jim.
Jim Who?
Jim me some candy! (Give me some candy)
Have you ever heard of the movie called “Constipated”?
Of course you haven’t!! It hasn’t come out yet!!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a wad of gum?
An elephant that sticks to the bottom of your shoe or gum that never forgets.