What’s a rock’s favorite magazine?
Rolling Stone!!
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A NECK-tarine!
What do you call a nut sitting on a cats foot?
A Cashew!! (cat’s shoe)
Open your eyes, and you will not see me.
Close your eyes, and you will see me.
What am I?
Darkness!
What is the tallest building in the world?
The library of course, it has the most stories!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oswald
Oswald who?
Oswald my gum !!! (I swallowed my gum)
