Once there was two nuts.One nut was the mother nut and the other nut was the kid nut.
A human came along and planted the two nuts.
“GEE IM A TREE!!!!!” (Gee=GE IM=om A=e TREE=try)
=Geometry!!!!
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From Cassie, age 12, Philadelphia
Once there was two nuts.One nut was the mother nut and the other nut was the kid nut.
A human came along and planted the two nuts.
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