What can run but can’t walk?
A drop of water.
When is a door not a door?
When its a’jar.
There were a nickel and a dime rolling on a bridge. The nickel fell off. Why?
Because the dime had more sense! (cents! hahaha!!!)
Why did the man throw the clock out the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly.
What did the dancer do when she hurt her foot?
She called a toe truck.
