Why did the man throw the clock out the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly.
What did the dancer do when she hurt her foot?
She called a toe truck.
Why was the ball dribbling?
You’d dribble too if your head was bouncing off the floor!!
How do you get a Kleenex to dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
Why did the football couch go to the bank?
Because he wanted to get his quarter back!
Who can jump higher then a skyscraper?
Nobody, because skyscrapers can’t jump!
