How do you fix a broken chimp?
What kind of snake is good at math?
There were 7 copy cats in a box. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do you call a bear with no ear?
How do you stop a dog barking in your backyard?
A duck walks into a bar and asked, “Got any grapes?” The bartender said, “No.” The duck asked him this three more times. The bartender said, “No, and if you ask me again I’ll nail your feet to the floor.” The duck asked, “You got any nails?” The bartender said, “No.”