What do you get when you cross fruit with a necklace?
A food chain!
What do you have when 324 blueberries try to get through the same door?
Bluberry jam!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn’t invented yet.
Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a double crosser.
Why did A cross the road?
Because a B was right behind her.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chickens day off!