Why doesn’t the dinosaur cross the road anymore?
Because their eggs stink. (They’re extinct. Get it?)
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From Barbara, a parent, California.
Why doesn’t the dinosaur cross the road anymore?
From Nicole, age 11, Morgonton, North Carolina
Why wouldn’t the skeleton cross the road?
From Rhiannon W., age 9, Wales, UK
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
From Carl, Connecticut
Why did the kid cross the playground?
From Kelly, age 6, Ohio
Why did the turtle cross the road?
From Michael, age 8, Nottingham, England
Why did the snail cross the road?
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